Adult SMS

Suhaag raat dulha kamray mein atay bola: jaldi jaldi kapray utaro.

Biwi kapray utar ti hai ...

AFTER SEX....

Jaldi Jaldi kapray pehno...

biwi : Jaldi jaldi kio ?

husb: aray jaldi karo dulha jaega !!!!

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Jab husband honeymoon ki taiyari kar raha ho aur wife bole :

Aji sunte ho !!!!!!

Sirf SAATHI Condom lena, baaki condoms se mujhe alergy hai....