Admin
bacha kaam wali say “yeh tum papa ka lund mouh may laikar kia kar rahai ho ?
kaam wali :
woh main !!!!
main!!!!
main na !!!!
aap ki mama kay liye issay saaf kar rahi thi.
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husband and wife sex code was “sandwich”
one night husband comes home and ask for sandwich .
wife replied : nahi aaj nahi kaal raat hi meri ketchup ki thaili phaat gai
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karachian s comman dialouges after sex
defence
“oh honey it was great”
nazimabad
“janu aaj tu maza agaya”
sohrab goth
“oye gul khan aaj tu thak gaya naswar nikalo thora tum khaow thora hum ko khilaow”
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Admin
Lahori goes to Red Light Area in Peshawar.
Lahori: koi maal dikhow
Pehsawari: Yeh 3 larka log hay humaray pass
Lahori: Khan saab koi larki nahi hay?
Pehswari: (Gun nikal kar) Oye Khana Kharab tum zana karti hay.
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hostel may aik larka dost say : yaar mera subah paper hay subah jaldi utha daina.
dost : tu aisa kar mera lund pakar kay soo ja woh mujh say bhi pehlay uth jata hay
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1st sardar : yaar teri suhag raat kaisi guzri?
2nd sardar: yaar boht maza aaya
1st sardar: phir bhi bata na kia howa ?
2nd sardar : maat pooch life may pehli dafa nangi larki samanay daikh kay may nay 3 dafa muth mari
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Admin
Beta: Mamma ye Pragnant kya hota hy?
Mama:Beta ghussey ko Pragnant kehte hain
Next day beta school se aa raha tha k 1
larki pe gir gaya,Us larki ki maa use
dantti hai tu wo kehta hai Oye gira tere
beti pe hoon aur pragnant tu ho rahi hy
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First night of marriage:Boy just sucked breasts till morning.
In the morning Father said: Baita naha lo.
Wife said :Ennu sirf ghararey karao Abba gee..!!
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Newly Young Boy To Doctor: Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bhi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho?
Doctor: Hai Na.
Boy: Kya?
Doctor: Beta Bas Peeche Se Lete Raho
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Admin
1st girl:Kash me car k nechay ajaon
2 month school bund,
2nd girl:Kash main truck k nechay ajaon
5 month school bund,
Boy:Meray nechay ajao 9 month school bund..
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Child: Papa heart ki kitni tangain hoti hain?
Papa: Ek bhi nhi beta
Child:Phir aap raat ko kyn keh rahe thay k,
SWEET HEART tangain Upr kro…?
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Ek larki umbrela repair karwane gai.
Dukandar bola upar ka kapda utarna padega niche danda dalna padega.
Ladki: Jo marzi wo karo par pani andar nahi ana chahiye.
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Admin
Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!
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3 ladies saw a dog screwing a bitch voilently.
Doctor’s wife: Wow, they are enjoyin.
Lawyer’s Wife: No, its Rape!
Army Officer’s wife: Lagta hai Kutta chutti pe aaya hai.
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Customer: My wife needs a bra but i don’t know size?
Sales Girl: Okay touch my breast & tell me size.
Customer : ohh !i forgot she needs a panty also…
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Admin
Patni ne Araz kiya hai…
Zara theere thoko sanam, Mahengai ka zamaana hai. 6 inch ke land ko, zindagi bhar chalana hai.
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A Sardar having sex with his wife, wen his condom went in.
wife asked: ab kya hoga?
Sardar: Kuch nahi, bacha pagdi ke saath aayega
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A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed &
said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
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Admin
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water they didnt find anything.
Girl said: Dear plz fuck me.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Abey kuch to ander jayega.
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What is girl?
German: A cigarette when finished drop it.
French: A bottle of wine when empty break it.
Pathan: An audio cassette when side A is finished use side B.
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Her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka,
Phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka,
Phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka,
Kya kya bana raha hai Japan phudi ka,
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Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Main pregnant hon.
Husband: WOW! Its good news.
Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar main bataya tha bohat maar pari thi.
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Son: Papa condom kia hota hai?
Papa: Chal bhaag mujhe nai pata.
Son: Tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hain…..
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PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti.
YOU R RIGHT?
Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.
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Admin
1 girl ask 2 pappu : Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Paisay
Girl : Woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
Pappu: Neend
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Lady: Hello, Police station? A man has entered in2 my house & is rapping me right noww can yoouu aahh ooh yes o god aahrestt himm tooomoroow
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A Girl joined Indian Army.
Kuch dino baas senior ne pucha: Army ko kesa paya?
Girl: Bus sir kya bataon! Sara diN Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
Aur Sari Raat! No Sir! No Sir!
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Admin
Aaj main ap ko salad banana ki takeeb batata hon.
Aik kheera lain
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takleef da raha ha?
Nikal lain.;)
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Blind wife during sex ye kya hai?
Husband: Ye taaty hain!
Wife:Ye ander nhi jaty?
Husband:Nhi ye bahr rehty hain
Wife: Tumhare marzi bas andhi mohtaj ka haq na marna.
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Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or
railway line pe dono taangen khol kar
late gai.
Next day GEO per khabar aayi:
Shalimar Express kal se ghayeb hai.
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Admin
Galli mai chawal bantt rahy thy
Koi plate lai aaya,koi shopper
Ek bachay ko kuch nhi mila
Wo apni mumi ki brazir lai aya aur bola
Ek mai namkin ek mai meetha
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Ek Sikh ne Sikhni ka rape kar dia:
Sikhni: Hun main rola pawangi.
Sikh: Rola te hun main pawanga, utton sikhni thalon clean shave..
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Boy:Bus male hoti hai ya female
Girl:Female
Boy:Why?
Girl:Us pe sub charhty hain
Boy:Tou wo Pregnant kyn nhi hoti
Girl:Stupid saray mard pechay sai charhty hain.
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Admin
Aik bacha aunty ki chaddi pe ishaara ke ke bola: Is me kya hai??
Aunty: Is mein Aag hai.
Bacha: Meri Mung Phali saink do.
Aunty: Nahi beta shaam ko uncle is me bhutta sekenge.
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Pathan's wife during sex:
Ah AH dagha da lora da pish pish oee pishhhhhhhhhh...
Pathan:Oye aisi awaz mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jaega.
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Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
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Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai:-)
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Admin
Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
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Son: papa ap mom k sath kya kr rahy thy?
Papa: Beta petrol dal raha tha,
Son: Papa mom ki average check krwain, Subah nokar b petrol dal k gaya hai.
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Sardar ne Paan ki Pichkari Phenki,
Kareeb se aik Angraiz guzar raha tha,
Angraiz ne Sardar se pocha whats this man?
Sardar: This is Mouth Menses.
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Admin
Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi
khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye
Khan: Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar.
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Man to his Wife: Begum dekho mein tumhary liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar aur Mooli lekar aya hoon.
Wife: Q aap kahin ja rahe hain kya?
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Sardar dusray sai: Yar musibat k wakt gadhay ko b baap banana parta hai.
2nd Sardar: Yar bari himmat hai teri amma ki jo maan bhi jati hai.
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Admin
Four Animals found in women’s panty
A PUSSY,
HARE,
an ASS
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Occasionally a COCK.
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Height of Request :
Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha
Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi
Kutto Kamino
Khuda k wastay
Laro to Nahi
Sub ka Number aye Ga.
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Responses During Sex…
a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is great.
b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…
c) WIFE - I think the ceiling needs Painting…
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Mom: Kyon rotey ho?
Son: Dad ne mujhe kiss nhi di,
Mom: Tumne Tables nhi sunaye hoge.
Son: Kaam wali ko kaunse tables aatey hai?
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New Abbreviations
PIA = Pain In Ur Ass
USA = Under Skirts Activities
PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive
ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm
CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area. . . ;->
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Sardar to his Wife: Jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gaye, Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se ziyada maza ayaa?
Sardarni (Sharmate huye): Jab ap Mumbai gy hue thai.
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Admin
Class Mein Shor Ho Raha Tha.
Teacher Nahi Thi..
Principle Ne Dekha To Boli: Yeh Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai?
4 Larkiya Sharmate Huwe: Miss Humara.
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Walima k Din sassur punjabi damaad say:
Aray miya such batao tum ne humari bitya ko kesa paya,
Damaad: Buzurgo sach pucho to 3 wari aggon paya te 2 wari picho paya.
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Saas apni Bahu se: Beti muje bus 1 chand sa Pota chahiye.
Bahu: Bus 1 chahiye? Aapka beta to roz mujhe aisay sex krta hai,
jese usay poori cricket team chahiye.
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