Admin
Aaj main ap ko salad banana ki takeeb batata hon.
Aik kheera lain
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takleef da raha ha?
Nikal lain.;)
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Blind wife during sex ye kya hai?
Husband: Ye taaty hain!
Wife:Ye ander nhi jaty?
Husband:Nhi ye bahr rehty hain
Wife: Tumhare marzi bas andhi mohtaj ka haq na marna.
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Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or
railway line pe dono taangen khol kar
late gai.
Next day GEO per khabar aayi:
Shalimar Express kal se ghayeb hai.
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Admin
Galli mai chawal bantt rahy thy
Koi plate lai aaya,koi shopper
Ek bachay ko kuch nhi mila
Wo apni mumi ki brazir lai aya aur bola
Ek mai namkin ek mai meetha
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Ek Sikh ne Sikhni ka rape kar dia:
Sikhni: Hun main rola pawangi.
Sikh: Rola te hun main pawanga, utton sikhni thalon clean shave..
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Boy:Bus male hoti hai ya female
Girl:Female
Boy:Why?
Girl:Us pe sub charhty hain
Boy:Tou wo Pregnant kyn nhi hoti
Girl:Stupid saray mard pechay sai charhty hain.
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Admin
Aik bacha aunty ki chaddi pe ishaara ke ke bola: Is me kya hai??
Aunty: Is mein Aag hai.
Bacha: Meri Mung Phali saink do.
Aunty: Nahi beta shaam ko uncle is me bhutta sekenge.
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Pathan's wife during sex:
Ah AH dagha da lora da pish pish oee pishhhhhhhhhh...
Pathan:Oye aisi awaz mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jaega.
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Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
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Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai:-)
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Admin
Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
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Son: papa ap mom k sath kya kr rahy thy?
Papa: Beta petrol dal raha tha,
Son: Papa mom ki average check krwain, Subah nokar b petrol dal k gaya hai.
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Sardar ne Paan ki Pichkari Phenki,
Kareeb se aik Angraiz guzar raha tha,
Angraiz ne Sardar se pocha whats this man?
Sardar: This is Mouth Menses.
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Admin
Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi
khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye
Khan: Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar.
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Man to his Wife: Begum dekho mein tumhary liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar aur Mooli lekar aya hoon.
Wife: Q aap kahin ja rahe hain kya?
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Sardar dusray sai: Yar musibat k wakt gadhay ko b baap banana parta hai.
2nd Sardar: Yar bari himmat hai teri amma ki jo maan bhi jati hai.
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Admin
Four Animals found in women’s panty
A PUSSY,
HARE,
an ASS
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Occasionally a COCK.
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Height of Request :
Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha
Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi
Kutto Kamino
Khuda k wastay
Laro to Nahi
Sub ka Number aye Ga.
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Responses During Sex…
a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is great.
b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…
c) WIFE - I think the ceiling needs Painting…
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Admin
Mom: Kyon rotey ho?
Son: Dad ne mujhe kiss nhi di,
Mom: Tumne Tables nhi sunaye hoge.
Son: Kaam wali ko kaunse tables aatey hai?
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New Abbreviations
PIA = Pain In Ur Ass
USA = Under Skirts Activities
PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive
ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm
CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area. . . ;->
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Sardar to his Wife: Jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gaye, Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se ziyada maza ayaa?
Sardarni (Sharmate huye): Jab ap Mumbai gy hue thai.
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Admin
Class Mein Shor Ho Raha Tha.
Teacher Nahi Thi..
Principle Ne Dekha To Boli: Yeh Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai?
4 Larkiya Sharmate Huwe: Miss Humara.
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Walima k Din sassur punjabi damaad say:
Aray miya such batao tum ne humari bitya ko kesa paya,
Damaad: Buzurgo sach pucho to 3 wari aggon paya te 2 wari picho paya.
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Saas apni Bahu se: Beti muje bus 1 chand sa Pota chahiye.
Bahu: Bus 1 chahiye? Aapka beta to roz mujhe aisay sex krta hai,
jese usay poori cricket team chahiye.
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Admin
Six year old boy to a 4 year old boy
"Dude i found a condom in the balcony"
four year old boy
"Whats a balcony?????"
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Teacher: What is sex?
Student: Sex is a science with a wife,
It is a art wit girlfriend,
Commerce with a prostitute &
Just a social service with Aunty.
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage he askd his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaisy hoa?
Wife: Teri shadi nu kina arsa hoya?
Sardar: 3 months.
Wife: Meri shadi nu?
Sardar: 3 mo.
Wife: Bacha kiny arsay bad hoya?
Sardar: 3 mo.
Wife: Kul kiny hoay?
Sardr: 9 mo,wa je wa, ballay bally.
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Admin
All the people with BIG size Penis plz stand up
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All the people with MEDIUM size Penis plz raise ur hands
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All the people with SMALL size Penis please leave the room
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All the people with EXTRA SMALL size Penis plz
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PLZ
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PLZ
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Plz stop reading this SMS.
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Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?
Sardar: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,
Simple,B"cause
CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!
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Girl To Her Mother: Mama! Main Kaise Paida Hui Thi?
Mother: Baita Tumhein Pari Le Kar Ayi Thi.
Girl: Acha To Papa Pari k sath bhi sEX Kartay Thay?
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Admin
Define condom in urdu
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Rabar ka chikna ghilaf-e-uzwy tanassul
baraye bandish e afzaish e nasal
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Urdu bol k geo
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Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
Student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
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Husband: Aaj me tere kaan(ear) me dalonga.
Sife: Nhi! me bharii hgo gyi to.
Husband: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
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Admin
Nargis: Mujhe apne Breasts ki Insurance krwani hai.
Man: Sorry madam hm sirf Privat Property ke insurance krte hai PUBLIC PROPERTY ki nhe.
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Shadi k 6 month bad larki ghar a kar apni mother sai kehti he Ap ne jo bed dya tha wo chota hai.
Mother: Tu ab bata rahi hai?
Larki: Tangen jo ab sedhi hui hain.
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Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
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Admin
Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom banane lage toh...??
Hona kya....
Raat Bar DISHUM-DISHUM !!!!!!!
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Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE.
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.R sole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Nasir ki BV se najaiz ta'aluk hay.
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: Kal Nasir aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.
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Admin
Sexy Female teacher asked the class:
Mere marney k baad meri qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga?
A boy from last row: "Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai".
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A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives a Baby!
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Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage
MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak
IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye.
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Admin
Teacher: Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
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Chalenge Question:
Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,
Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?
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Wife = Mobile
Husband = Sim Card
Dono mile to hua recharge,
Larka hua to Incoming,
Larki hue to Outgoing,
kuch na hua to MissCall.
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Admin
Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge: Machar tou urrh gaya.
Paki: Urrh tu gaya par kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
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Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat lootney ke liye us ko aik Ghar mein lay gaye,
Sari taqat aazmayi magar us ka naara na khul saka.
Moral:
Jamal din ke naaray,
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
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Teacher student se: Larki aur Ainak (Glasses) mein kya cheez mushtrik hai....?
Student: Sir! Istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein.
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Admin
Major Rohai ke behan ka rape ho gya, Wo behoosh ho gae
Jb use hoosh aaya to wo zor zor se roone lagi
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Police: Ro kyu rhi ho?
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Nosheen: Badmash mera N78 le gaya.
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6 Feet girl to her boss: I'm being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: He is 3 feet tall.
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Fat Electrician: Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Gam Hai!!
Wife : Swami Load Jyada Hai Aur Voltage Bahut Kam Hai!!
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