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ankh milaa ke ankh churaya nah kare
koi usse keh de mujhe yun tarsaaya nah kare

mein bhi akhir insan hoon mere bhi jazbat hein
chudwate hoe mujh se woh sharmya nah kare


sanmp ki maned lun khud shurakh dohoond le ga
beithne tu de durmian beshak tangein uthwaya nah kare

ooper rakh ke lun ko jo uss se mein sehlaoon
kaise mumkin hai choot woh hilaya nah kare


Jaan tu cheez hai kiya lun bhi de doon usko
shart hai roz woh niya launda pitaya nah kare

woh tu 2 bar hi chudwa ke ho jati hai mutmaen
khada ho mera teesri bar tu chor ke jaya nah kare

jo ho lal jhnadi tu gand hi marne de mujhe
meri bhi maan le kabhi apni hi manwaya nah kare

choopa tu laga leiti hai bade shauq se woh
gand marwane ke liye mintein karwaya nah kare


kabhi kabhar tu zaeqa badalne mein muzaeqa nahein.Jani
har roz tu choot apni mujh se chatwaya nah kare.

Teacher : Mahatama Gandhi Kon hai?



Pappu: Wo Ek Azeem Hero Hain,

UnhO ne Lakri Set Karne Main MUNNA BHAI ki Bohat Madad Ki Thi

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Shohar: tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,Car,Dressing ya bank balance?
Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap jesa sex mohalle mei kisi ko karna nhi aata !

PHUDDA NEWS...
Bhosri Chok pr 1 Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia;
10 Lun Halaak
14 Chootein Zakhmi .
40 Mummay phat gaye .
Police ne 19 Tattay pakr liye aur 1 Lun farar aik Lun SMS parh raha hai.. aur hanstay huay soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd krun...!
GEO News!

LUN utha k Geo!

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Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya

Pathan bola:
behnchod ka bacha
beth jao
apna hi gaand hai

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Phudi Waaste Banya LUL
Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Nai Mul

Phudi Wich Cheera Hunda
Te LUL De Utte Hunda A Phul
Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Nai Mul

Agge Piche Sukrya Rehnda
Phudi Wekh K Janda A Phul
Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Nai Mul

Fair Na Wekhe Agga Picha
Jidon Janda A Lain Te Tul
Is LUL Da Sajno Koi Ni Mul!!!

Aik super Store ke Malik ne Aik Memon Salesman ko Hire kia !!

Sales bohat ziada badh gayi..

Aik Din Maalik ne Faisla kia chup ker dekho yeh samaan sell kis tarah kerta hai..

aik admi se dealing hoti huway dekhi jo fishing rod ki price poch rha tha ...

memon salesman told its of Rs.800

uske baad salesman ne admi ke shoes dekhe aur kaha itne mehnge shoes pehen k fishing kero ge u must buy joggers..

then he said itni der dhoop mein betho ge is liye cap khareedo...

uske baad usne kaha itne der wait kero ge u must buys some dry fruits and buscuit...

then he said machli pakar ke rakho ge kaha is liye basket bhi khareedo....

ab total huway 2500...

Maalik bohat khush hua aur kaha ke woh sirf fishing rod lene aaya tha aur tumne itna kuch bech dia ...

Memon Salesman said: Sir woh tu biwi ke liye always ultra lene aaya tha mene kaha 7 din ghar mein kia karoge jakay Machli Pakro !!

Iss se zyada bhi kisi k sath ho sakta hai ..... app hi batao

Salman aik din apni wife Multani shahzadi k sath park mai baitha tha.... keh iss doran aik khubsoorat larki (Sexmeen) ne akar Multani shahzadi se kaha..
" bura mat manna laiken tairy faidy ki baat kar rahi hoo... kaam karny se pahly hi paisy lay laina.. warna yeh aadmi baad mai bahut lafra karta hai..."

Salman dear app k liye........

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Boy Friend - Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha,
Ab Nahi Lagta Ki Apni Shadi Ho Payegi !
Ladki - Kyo ? Mere Dad Se MiLe Kyaa ?
Boy Friend - Nahi Tumhari Bahan Se !

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zindagi bhar ke liye ik nai chubhan de giya
chudai ka swaad choot ko lun de giya
bachpan se snmbhal k rakha tha jiss ko
phad ke choot JANI woh kanwarpun le giya

sex ke dauraan blue whale(male) 40 gallons sperm ke nikalta hai...

jisme se sirf 10% female k andar jata hai ..

ab apko samajh ayi baat ke samandar ka paani namkeen kio hota hai ??


Ladka apni saas se: apki beti mujhe khush nahi rakhti !

Saas: bas beta apne apne naseeb ki baat hai ..yahan tu har ladka us se khush tha !!!

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aik major ki aik sehra(desert) mein posting hoi ...

wahan usne aik camel (oont) dekha ..

pocha ke yeh camel kis liye...

soldier ne kaha sir jab humein sex ka mood hota hai tu isay istemaal kerte hein ..

aik din mahor ka sex ka mood hua tu usne camel mangwaya aik chair pe charh ke 1 ghantay tak he fucked camel .. uske baad usne kaha aese hi use kerte ho na isay tum loug ..?

soldier: nahi sir hum tu is pe beth ke pas walay gaon mein jatay hein jahan call girls rehti hain !!

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shoib malick and sania mirza sex kar rahe thy..


shoaib ne lund sania ki taang pe rakhh dia

sania ne kaha andar daalo yahan kio rakh dia ..

shoib ne kaha yahan se spin kerun ga !!

aik boy apni girlfriend k saath boxing match dekh rha tha ..

Boxer pehle round mein hi knockout hojata hai ..

Boy say: yeh kia bakwas hai sab kuch 1 minute mein hi khatam ..!!

Ladki : ab pata laga mujhe kesa lagta hoga !

Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli

“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy
kya?


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Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana.

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woman:

“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”

Dr.

“Gunah wale kam kyo krte
ho?”
woman:

“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah

se behtar hai k tu condom use
kya kr

University 55 girls trip pe Manngala dam gai,



Aur wapsi par bus mangla dam main gir gayi,



1
min bad Dam ka sara pani khusk hogiya,





Q k sari girls ALWAYS par bharosha karti theen

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Boy: papa such aur raaz mein kya farq hai?



Papa: Beta tum mere betay ho ye such hai,



Aur
tumhari khala ka beta Touqeer bhi mera beta hai,



Yeh raaz hai

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toti: Yar mere ami pani say bohat dartein hein

Usman: Tujhe kaisay pta laga

Toti : Yar wo bath tub
mein b security guard k saath bethe the!!!

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Aik khusra tha wo army mein admission karwanay gaya

commander nay kaha k tum armi
mein nahi ja saktay tumharay pas lun nahi hai

Khusra: Tusi ethay banday marwanay hein k bund
marwani hay

Gaon ki gori.badi hi bholi.bra utaar bed pe soli. Ghaghra utha k panty kholi. Khol k panty mujhse
boli.nikal pichkari khelein holi.

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MANII K 3 QATRAY APAS MAI BATAIN KER RAHAY THAE.



1 MAI BAHR JA KER POILT BANUU GA

2 MAI BAHR JA
KER DOCTOR BANU GA

3 MAI BAHR JA KER ENGNR BANU GA



4 DORTA HOA AYA

NASO PEN CHODO MUTH WAJ GAI
JAI.

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ANDHERE MAI KIA KIA NAHI HO SAKTA FARAZ....

KISI NAI MARA LORA KHANCH DALA GENERATOR KI RASII
SAMAJJ KER...

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man 2 Wife: Aaj faisala ho kr rhe ga,

Batao kis kis k sath soti ho?





wife: Qasam
se, Sirf ap k sath he soti hoon

Baqi loag sonay kahan daitay hain?


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