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University 55 girls trip pe Angal dam gai,
Aur wapsi par bus mangla dam main gir gayi,
1 min bad Dam ka sara pani khusk hogiya,
Kiyo key tamam girls ALWAYS par bharosha karti theen.
Boy: Girls are like Pepsi, Jitna peyo utna he mza aata hy.
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Girl: Boys are like Cigarette
Jab maza aane lagta hy BUJH jate hy.
Pataka
Sexy
Beautiful
Bomb
Mast
Zabrdast
Girl ko dekhta hy to
Us ke Pant k andar kya song chlta hy
"O zara zara Touch me Touch me"
To use hosh mein kese lye ge?
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Smart Student:
Sir larki ko Behosh kese kya jae?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..
Aur wapsi par bus mangla dam main gir gayi,
1 min bad Dam ka sara pani khusk hogiya,
Kiyo key tamam girls ALWAYS par bharosha karti theen.
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Boy: Girls are like Pepsi, Jitna peyo utna he mza aata hy.
.
.
Girl: Boys are like Cigarette
Jab maza aane lagta hy BUJH jate hy.
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Jb koe boy ksePataka
Sexy
Beautiful
Bomb
Mast
Zabrdast
Girl ko dekhta hy to
Us ke Pant k andar kya song chlta hy
"O zara zara Touch me Touch me"
________________________________________
Teacher: Agar koi larki behosh ho jaeTo use hosh mein kese lye ge?
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.
Smart Student:
Sir larki ko Behosh kese kya jae?
________________________________________MINSTR: kab-kab?
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..
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