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TEACHER: Osama has 5 wifes & 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?

Student: Osama's score is GOOD!
But, Lalu's Strike rate is better.
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What is the similarity between BANK & BRAIZER?

Answer: Dono k ander jitna MAAL zeyada, Utna Interest Zeyada..
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Sardar: Barri tension hay,
kal rat main kurri nal sex kita,
Aj susu nahi nikalda sab block.

Doctor checked n says: Khotay pehly condom te utar.
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Our Cricket Board
Refuses Richard Branson’s VIRGIN airlines sponsorship!
Official said we can’t have
The word VIRGIN on our
Shirts when we’re fucked in Every match.
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