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Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
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Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife.
ur right hand becomes your wife...
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Men are like tape recorder.....
Forward,Backward,Forward,Backward,
Forward,Backward, stop Eject......
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I luv when u go downon me
u relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good u go back up....
damn gas prices!!!
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I have good news the technology
of condoms has improved
there 4 mistakes like u
will never happen again.
Pass this on to other mistakes.
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I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
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Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
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Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
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I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
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A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
________________________________________
Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife.
ur right hand becomes your wife...
________________________________________
Men are like tape recorder.....
Forward,Backward,Forward,Backward,
Forward,Backward, stop Eject......
________________________________________
I luv when u go downon me
u relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good u go back up....
damn gas prices!!!
________________________________________
I have good news the technology
of condoms has improved
there 4 mistakes like u
will never happen again.
Pass this on to other mistakes.
________________________________________
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
________________________________________
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
________________________________________
Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
________________________________________
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
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