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Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when
another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa
othey free delivery hondi aaa.
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What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked
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barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar
gili na ho..

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