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Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
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• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
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• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
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• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
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• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
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• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
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• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
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• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
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Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
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• Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
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• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
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• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
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• Sex is good, sex is fine.
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.
________________________________________
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
________________________________________
• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
________________________________________
• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
________________________________________
• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
________________________________________
• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
________________________________________
• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
________________________________________
• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
________________________________________
• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
________________________________________
• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
________________________________________
• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
________________________________________
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
________________________________________
• Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
________________________________________
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
________________________________________
• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
________________________________________
• Sex is good, sex is fine.
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.
________________________________________
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