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3 Facts of Life
1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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Harbhajan Singh gets married.
During suhag raat
he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"
She replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ..."
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Man n Monkey
What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???
Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
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What is common between Moov cream and a penis?
Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"
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He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He: Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO
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1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
________________________________________
Harbhajan Singh gets married.
During suhag raat
he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"
She replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ..."
________________________________________
Man n Monkey
What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???
Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
________________________________________
What is common between Moov cream and a penis?
Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"
________________________________________
He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He: Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO
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