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Wife ne aadhi raat ko qaumi tarana chala diya.
Husband ne poocha "yeh kiya mazaaq hay???"
Wife boli : yeh last try hay , iss par pora Pakistan khara ho jata hay.
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Pathan gashti ko apney gher le ker aaya aur ludu ka dice nikaal ker bola, "khucha ager 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to mein teri GAND maroon ga" Gashti ne dertey dertey poocha, "Khan sahib ager 6 aaya tu ?" Khan muskra ker bola, " Lagta hey aap ne kabhi ludu naheen kheli, ager 6 aye to mein bari dobara kroon ga"
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Ek dehatii aurat peshaab ker rahi thi ke daddoo (Frog) us key phuddey mein ghus gya. Agley din jab woh dobara peshab karney ke liyey baithi to moqa ghneemat jantey huwey doddoo ne chlang lagai aur us key phuddey se baher nikl gya. Jab woh apney saathiyoon ke pass wapis pohancha to unhoon ne us sey poocha ke woh kahan gya tha. Daddoo ne apni kahani yoon sunai, " Yaroo mein garmi sey tang aa ker koi sorakh (hole) dhoond raha tha ke khushkismati sey mujhey ek nahait hi thanda sorakh mil gya aur mein sakoon sey us mein so gya. Mujhey naheen maloom ke mein wahan kitni dair soya lekin phir wahan bhi garmi hona shuru ho gai. Mein sakht ghabraya aur wahan sey baher niklney ki koi tarkeeb soochney laga. Kuch dair baad uss sorakh ki dewaroon sey garam garam lawa niklney laga aur phir achanak wahan ek GANJA PAPI aa gya jiss ney aao dekha na taoo aur mujhey takrain marna shuru ker deen. Pahley to mein bardasht karta raha lekin phir mujh sey na rahney huwa aur mein ney porey zoor sey gajey ke moon per kata. Katney ki dair thi ke ganjey ne mujh per ek bari si ulti ki aur baher bhag gya......... Ab tum khud mujhey bataoo aisi jaga koi zyada din rah sakta hye ?
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