Adult SMS

Sardar U.S.A se Apni Maa ko fone karta hy: MAA! Mujhe AIDS hogaya hy¤

MAA: Tu wapas na ana warna kaam kharab ho jayega¤

Sardar: Wo kesay?

MAA: Agar tu agaya to

1) Teri ghar wali ko Aids ho jayega
2) Teri ghar wali se tere bhai ko
3) Tere bhai se nokrani ko
4) Nokarani se tere baapu ko
5) Tere baapu se teri khala ko
6) Teri khala se tere khalu ko
7) Tere khalu se mujhe
8) Or jo mujhe ho gaya to saray pind ko hojaye ga AIDS

Puttar pind ko bachalay.

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Wife: Raat ko mene khwaab dekha...khawb me lund ka 'itwaar bazaar' laga hua tha.

Bohat maza aya...itnay saray lund..koi lamba..koi kala..koi mota..koi gora..

Husband(Khush ho k): Usme mera lund bhi hoga!!

Wife: Haan, tha tumhara bhi...murjhaya hua, sookha aur chota sa

Husband ko gussa aaya magar chup raha.

NEXT DAY:

Husband: Raat ko mene khawb dekha..khawb me phuddi ka 'itwar bazaar' laga hua tha.

Bohat maza aya...itni sari phuddian thi...koi chikni..koi tight..koi gori..koi clean sahve.

Wife(Khush ho k): Usme meri phuddi bhi hogi!!

Husband: Haan, 'usi me to bazaar laga hua tha'

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Girl: "Nhi nhi
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