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Sardar ki randi say shadi ho ghai.Randi nay pehli raat choot main ghoobara rakh lia. Sardar nay dalne ki boht koshish ki, lakin nakam raha. Aakhir ghaand ka zor lagaya tow ghoobara dhamakay say pat gaya.
Sardar: ye kya patta?
Randi: Meri Seal pati hay.
Sardar: SHOOKAR hay..... MAIN SAMJHA MERI GAND PHATI GAI.
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Sardar K 3 Betay thay or un K rishton ki bat chal rahi thi
Sardar Larki walon K aagy lambi lambi chor raha tha.
Sardar: Lo G, Wada putar mera Police Officer ay, 10000 salary tay 20000 utay di kamai
Wichla putar mera Patwari ay, 8000 salary tay 25000 utay di kamai ay!
Tay wahe Guru di kirpa, Teja putar School Master ay, Ohdi salary 14000 ay bas!
Larki walay: Ohdi utay di kamai koi nai?
Sardar: Koi nai, Buss Mundeyan di BUND SHUND mar lenda ay.
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Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
BIWI:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Ye aap ne khani hai
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