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koi mil gaya ( Hrithik roshan ki film) mein jadu tha uski shaadi pretty zinta se hogayi..
Shaddi k first nite jadu ne poori raat jaag k guzaar di but kia kuch nahi ..
Next day pretty asked: poori raat guzar gayi tumne kuch kia kio nahi..
Jadu said : DhooOOoooooOOOOOOppPPPPPpppp
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Aik ladki ke lips pe cut lag gaya n woh doctor k pa sstiches lagwane k liye gaye ....
Doctor: yeh kesa hogaya ?
girl : kiss karte huway cut lag gaya ...
doc hairan hokey : kiss kerte huay ???????
gir: yes, mein kiss kerne hi wali thi k usne zip bund karli ...!
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Billu Mar Gaya Kya??
Ek Gaanv Mein Billu Naam Ka Aadmi Rahta Thha,
Uska Lund Poore Gaanv Mein Sabse Bada Thha
Ek Din Heart Attack Se Billu Ki Maut Ho Jaati Hai.
Billu Ka Padosi Uska Lund Kaat Leta Hai
Aur Sochta Hai Ki Vo Apni Biwi Ko Dikhayega.
Gar Aakar Jaisi Hi Vo Biwi Ko Uska Lund Dikhaata Hai
Biwi Sadme Mein Aakar Bolti Hai: “Hey Ram, Billu Mar Gaya Kya?“
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