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Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Main pregnant hon.
Husband: WOW! Its good news.
Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar main bataya tha bohat maar pari thi.

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Son: Papa condom kia hota hai?
Papa: Chal bhaag mujhe nai pata.
Son: Tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hain…..
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PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti.
YOU R RIGHT?
Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.
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