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• What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
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A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
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• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
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• 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.
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• Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
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• Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
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• Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
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• Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
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• Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
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• Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!
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• A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again
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A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
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A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
________________________________________
• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
________________________________________
• 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.
________________________________________
• Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
________________________________________
• Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
________________________________________
• Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
________________________________________
• Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
________________________________________
• Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
________________________________________
• Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!
________________________________________
• A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again
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