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Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.
Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge: Machar tou urrh gaya.
Paki: Urrh tu gaya par kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
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Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat lootney ke liye us ko aik Ghar mein lay gaye,
Sari taqat aazmayi magar us ka naara na khul saka.
Moral:
Jamal din ke naaray,
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
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Teacher student se: Larki aur Ainak (Glasses) mein kya cheez mushtrik hai....?
Student: Sir! Istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein.
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Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.
Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.
Judge: Machar tou urrh gaya.
Paki: Urrh tu gaya par kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!
_______________________________________
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
3 aadmi aik Aurat ki Izzat lootney ke liye us ko aik Ghar mein lay gaye,
Sari taqat aazmayi magar us ka naara na khul saka.
Moral:
Jamal din ke naaray,
Aurat ki Izzat ke rakhwale.
_______________________________________
Teacher student se: Larki aur Ainak (Glasses) mein kya cheez mushtrik hai....?
Student: Sir! Istamaal k waqt dono ki taangein kholni parti hein.
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