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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
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Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.

Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.

Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
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Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge

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