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Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!

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Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur
mere sath sex karke chala
gaya.
Sardar: Tumne use roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot kaha rukne ke liye,
lekin woh bola aaj bas itna hi
kal phir aaunga.

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A sardar and a girl were
having sex suddenly Sardar
asks - Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No. Sardar: thank god,
I dont wann to get that again!

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Kabhi dost kehte the ki jaan
bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj
who apni biwi ko jaan kehte
hai, aur maango to inkaar
karte hai

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