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A BOY 2 his GIRL FRIEND : TumHari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hai?
GIRL : LUX...!
BOY : Ittefaq hai, Meri KAMZORI ka bhi yehi RAAZ hai...!
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Sardar U.S.A se Apni Maa ko fone karta hy: MAA! Mujhe AIDS hogaya hy¤
MAA: Tu wapas na ana warna kaam kharab ho jayega¤
Sardar: Wo kesay?
MAA: Agar tu agaya to
1) Teri ghar wali ko Aids ho jayega
2) Teri ghar wali se tere bhai ko
3) Tere bhai se nokrani ko
4) Nokarani se tere baapu ko
5) Tere baapu se teri khala ko
6) Teri khala se tere khalu ko
7) Tere khalu se mujhe
8) Or jo mujhe ho gaya to saray pind ko hojaye ga AIDS
Puttar pind ko bachalay.
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What is FASHION DESIGNING?
"TOO many Brains working on
TOO little clothes with
TOO many ideas on how to cover
TOO little 'AREAS';-)
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A BOY 2 his GIRL FRIEND : TumHari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hai?
GIRL : LUX...!
BOY : Ittefaq hai, Meri KAMZORI ka bhi yehi RAAZ hai...!
_______________________________________
Sardar U.S.A se Apni Maa ko fone karta hy: MAA! Mujhe AIDS hogaya hy¤
MAA: Tu wapas na ana warna kaam kharab ho jayega¤
Sardar: Wo kesay?
MAA: Agar tu agaya to
1) Teri ghar wali ko Aids ho jayega
2) Teri ghar wali se tere bhai ko
3) Tere bhai se nokrani ko
4) Nokarani se tere baapu ko
5) Tere baapu se teri khala ko
6) Teri khala se tere khalu ko
7) Tere khalu se mujhe
8) Or jo mujhe ho gaya to saray pind ko hojaye ga AIDS
Puttar pind ko bachalay.
_______________________________________
What is FASHION DESIGNING?
"TOO many Brains working on
TOO little clothes with
TOO many ideas on how to cover
TOO little 'AREAS';-)
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