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Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?


FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?


PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.


pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle


rehersal kar lete hain.


heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai


aap final take lo.

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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh"

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For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago

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