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Man was smoking in a bus:
Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
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The 3 wonders of a woman
1) Gives milk without eating grass
2) Gets wet without water
3) Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
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Boy: "Aunty, why was uncle lying on u last night?"
Aunty: "He was checking my Temperature."
Boy: "Did he get it right? I saw the Thermometer Leaking!"
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Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
_______________________________________
The 3 wonders of a woman
1) Gives milk without eating grass
2) Gets wet without water
3) Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
_______________________________________
Boy: "Aunty, why was uncle lying on u last night?"
Aunty: "He was checking my Temperature."
Boy: "Did he get it right? I saw the Thermometer Leaking!"
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