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Government ne ailaan kya: Jis shakhs k 5 bachy hongy unhain 50000 diye jaengay.
Sardar apni wife se: Meri girlfriend k pas mera 1 bacha hai, abhi lata hon.
Ghar aaya to 2 achy nahi thy, pucha kahan hain?
Wife: Jiske thy woh le gaya.
Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye "UNDERWEAR" daily change kia karo..:-D
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha.
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7 Tips 2 Remember B4 Sex:
1. Air condition The Room
2. Spray Romantic Perfume
3. Use Quality Condom
4. Brush Your Teeth B4 Lip Kissing
5. Switch On Some Romantic Music
6. Have Sex regularly For Healthy Living
7. And Return To Your Own Home Safely..!
Shoher suhag raat ke baad apni biwi se:
Jaan raat ko kuch maza aaya?
Biwi: Aap ko aaya?
Shoher: Bohot.
Biwi: Dekh lein aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi diya...
A man to his wife very sweetly:
Darling are you free tonight?
Wife: Saale, free ke bache,
Aaj se pehle kabhie paise liye hein...
Sardar apni wife se: Meri girlfriend k pas mera 1 bacha hai, abhi lata hon.
Ghar aaya to 2 achy nahi thy, pucha kahan hain?
Wife: Jiske thy woh le gaya.
________________________________________Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye "UNDERWEAR" daily change kia karo..:-D
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New married Larki se uski saheli ne puchaHoney Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha.
_____________________________________
7 Tips 2 Remember B4 Sex:
1. Air condition The Room
2. Spray Romantic Perfume
3. Use Quality Condom
4. Brush Your Teeth B4 Lip Kissing
5. Switch On Some Romantic Music
6. Have Sex regularly For Healthy Living
7. And Return To Your Own Home Safely..!
________________________________________
Shoher suhag raat ke baad apni biwi se:
Jaan raat ko kuch maza aaya?
Biwi: Aap ko aaya?
Shoher: Bohot.
Biwi: Dekh lein aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi diya...
________________________________________A man to his wife very sweetly:
Darling are you free tonight?
Wife: Saale, free ke bache,
Aaj se pehle kabhie paise liye hein...
________________________________________
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