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Do u know how parachute got
its name: A girl jumped out
of a flight, with her skirt
up, Sardar saw her n said
kitna "pyara chut hai"

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One boy to a dark girl Kitne
kali ho. The girl replies isme
tere baap ka kya jata hai.

Boy-agar mere baap ka
gaya hota to gori HOTI.

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Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe barse, har koi
aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni
ladkiya ki app CHADDI
pahen ne ko tarse.

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.

Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

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